• 🧼 Handmade in UK

  • 🌿 Natural Ingredients

  • 🌱 Vegan Friendly

  • 💬 Say It With Soap

  • Person holding a box of 'Wanker Soap' with a man in the background.

    "Bought this for my mate. He laughed for 10 minutes."


  • Person holding 'Red Flag Soap' packaging and a card in an office setting

    "Best birthday gift ever."

  • Man holding a 'Pub Time Soap' product packaging with a surprised expression.

    "Smells great and the joke landed perfectly."


Before you ask...

Is this actually a proper soap?

- Absolutely. Beneath the sarcasm is a high-quality handmade soap. Made with natural ingredients. It gets you laughs and gets you clean.

Is this soap suitable for everyday use?

- Yes. Our soaps are designed for daily use and are suitable for every skin type.

What do we stand for?

- Quality soap. Zero plastic. Zero animal testing. Plenty of sass.

✔️ Suitable for Vegans

✔️ Cruelty Free

✔️ Responsibly Sourced Palm Oil

✔️ No Parabens & SLS

✔️ Handmade in Small Batches






How long does the shipping take?

-Orders usually arrive within 3–5 business days across the UK.