Before you ask...

Is this actually a proper soap?

- Absolutely. Beneath the sarcasm is a high-quality handmade soap. Made with natural ingredients. It gets you laughs and gets you clean.

Is this soap suitable for everyday use?

- Yes. Our soaps are designed for daily use and are suitable for every skin type.

What do we stand for?

- Quality soap. Zero plastic. Zero animal testing. Plenty of sass.

✔️ Suitable for Vegans

✔️ Cruelty Free

✔️ Responsibly Sourced Palm Oil

✔️ No Parabens & SLS

✔️ Handmade in Small Batches






How long does the shipping take

-Orders usually arrive within 3–5 business days across the UK.